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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Real Life Sex Story: On the rocks!

We only had a short time to enjoy the sights of Bermuda and decided that the best way to get in as much of this beautiful island as possible was to rent a moped. Honestly, I was scared. I hate two-wheeled vehicles, including bicycles (childhood trauma). Add that to this thing about driving on the “wrong” side of road (I know, it’s all in one’s perspective), and I was close to terrified. Jack, however, was quite excited, and I didn’t want to dampen the spirit of the day, so I went along for the ride, so to speak.

It was a clear day, our smiles were bright, and we just went with it. I honestly couldn’t have told you how far we had gone when Jack decided to turn off the beaten path and into the parking lot of some place as yet unknown. The very first thing that struck me was chickens. Yes, I said chickens. There were wild chickens running about. I immediately grabbed my camera and started clicking … just because.

After getting over the mild shock of being surrounded by begging chickens, we walked a short distance down a path, and the sight was as spectacular as the chickens were strange to us! There were huge rocks obviously worn by years of exposure to the sea and the sea itself, in beautiful shades of blues and greens, that seemed to go on forever. And not a soul anywhere. It was our own private little haven, and the first thing I thought of was SEX! On the rocks! I didn’t say anything to Jack right away. After all, I didn’t want to be arrested for indecent exposure in a foreign country. Just a second after I had these thoughts, I heard from Jack: “Where’s the camera? Take your top off ...” As I did, the tingling began ...

In spite of the solitude, I was still nervous about being completely nude out here, so I did take my top off, but only my top, as Jack happily clicked away. And the more he clicked, the more my nerves diminished. I dropped the towel and wandered around our private little cove in just my swimsuit bottoms. A little further down, toward the water, we discovered that the real secret to this spot were the alcoves within the rocks where, literally, we would be completely hidden from any passersby – whether by foot, air, or surf. I got bold and dropped my bottoms. Jack continued to shoot and, in between shots, I asked to look at the shots to confirm that he was capturing only my most flattering poses (you know how us women are about photos …), and at one point, with the camera in my hands, I told Jack to drop his drawers because turn-about was fair play (really, I just wanted in his pants). We laughed as we passed the camera back and forth, both trying to act casual and equally nervous about getting busted!

I threw a towel down on a flat spot on the rocks and Jack climbed above me. He directed, and I followed [mostly] … put your right leg upon the ledge [why my right leg?] … cover your face with your left arm [does it have to be my left arm?] … touch your pussy with your other hand [that’s not comfortable with my right leg up] … okay, use your left hand [I’m right handed] … and on we went to the tune of probably fifty or so photos and a handful of wetness.

Jack mentioned that it looked like there was a little storm brewing and that it seemed to be coming our way. We thought about packing up and heading out, but he could tell that I was reluctant to get dressed. He was surprised, as it’s usually he who takes the position that naked is better – and he said, “Sex? Here? Seriously?” and the grin I returned was all the response he needed. He surveyed our surroundings (he is, when all is said and done, a cautious man), we stashed the camera equipment to protect it from the rain, and then he promptly suggested a spot among the alcoves.

I climbed up, set a towel down, and sat on the rock, completely naked and taking in the sun. He wasn’t far behind … he positioned himself so that he and his eager cock faced me. He reached down and felt how wet I was at the idea of making love to him right here. As he inserted his finger in my moist pussy, I took his already hard cock in my mouth and hand and began to suck and lick enthusiastically, looking up into his eyes periodically. I love to suck his cock and see the pleasure in his eyes while I’m doing it! In spite of my nerves, the excitement of the experience meant that it wasn’t going to take long for me to cum, and I recall thinking that I was being awfully loud for our location – yes, I’m a moaner; sometimes a screamer. He somehow managed to play with my clit while simultaneously finger fucking me with just one hand, and in just moments, I released his cock from my mouth and groaned loudly in pleasure, the speed of which surprised Jack.

Whenever the chance arises, I’m the first to stick my ass in the air and take him doggie – he knows this, and we both laugh when I’m able to jump into position faster than he can pin me down in some other way. Hard rocks in my back were last on my list of things to experience today, so I jumped up quicker than he could say, “Nice O,” and stuck my ass and sopping pussy up high to greet his manhood, figuring my knees would sooner recover. He slammed into me, almost knocking me off balance and off my rock; this basically being an ‘instant message’ telling me to hold on tight, because he was in the mood to fuck! The angle – my legs spread just enough and the height of this particular rock exact -- was perfect to feel the full weight of his balls on my clit each time he slammed into me. Post climax, this sent shivers through me, and my moans reverberated loud and proud through those rocks and, I’m sure, around the corner into the island.

The harder he slammed, the louder I got, and the more I held onto that damned rock! Jack was a thrusting madman today, and I was loving every second of it! And as I was, he slowed down, obviously wanting to make this last … but as wet as I was, he rubbed against me just the right way, and that, too, sent me into ecstasy. Just then, I flashed back to a night at our favorite club … in a back room with a mirrored wall … one of the sweetest pussies I’ve ever tasted in my face … his cock in her mouth … her moans coming back to me … then back to this moment, as I felt Jack’s final surge and one last slam as he came, also moaning loudly in pleasure.

Some take their Sex On The Beach. I’ll take mine On The Rocks, thank you very much.

Fondly yours,

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Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Sexy Poll Results: What about piercings?

I gather you folks don't like polls so much ... or maybe I need to make them more interesting. I must say this much: I ask questions to which I truly would like to know the answers, so, whether it results in a blog entry or not, please participate!

So, what about piercings? A whopping 4 of you answered the question, and the responses were split evenly between "Certainly not - leave the body alone!" and "A few 'normal' piercings are okay." Not a one of you selected "Any where, any time."

I happen to prefer "normal" piercings. My partner has none, though a little diamond stud earring could be appreciated. I have a few ear piercings, as well as belly button and tongue rings -- nothing too obnoxious.

For your browsing pleasure, here are a few interesting piercings:

Credit, left: LoveLifeLikeYourself blog.  What the hell?  I don't think I'm up for one of these.  Be honest - if you don't have your own nipples pierces, how long did you have to look at it before you figured out what body part it was??  (Took me a few minutes!)

Credit, right: KyleBerg29 blog. Never. Simply never would I do this.  This is awful to even look at it, and I can't for the life of me even think of a single reason that someone would do this to themselves.

Credit, left:  How the hell does one use that thing??  LOL  Does it have to be unlaced or is it like crotchless panties, and there's a secret opening?  I wonder if it helps keep everything from sagging as one ages?  Hhhhmmm.
Credit, right: The Fallen Angel's Shop. Considered fairly "normal," but not for me.  One assumes that the lips would feel mighty nice on a cock. Any thoughts?
Credit, left: Wikipedia. Personally, I think this would feel really good from the fem standpoint, but I don't know any guys that would be willing!  Whenever the topic of cock piercings comes up in conversation, not one single male jumps up and screams, "OMG! I want someone to stick a 10-gauge needle in my dick!"  Just saying.

Credit, right: The Ouch. 'Nough said.

If you're interested in seeing more, do a simple image search for "piercings" in your favorite search engine.

Fondly yours,

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Thursday, September 10, 2009

Sexy Link: Yahoo! BIG DISCOUNTS

This may seem really out of place here, and I'm sorry if you're disappointed with this post, but if you have a need to find a host for your domain, PLEASE read on!

I manage several web sites and prefer to have my own domain for each, as opposed to utilizing the free subdomains that so many companies (including offer. Because my background is in marketing, I'm very in tune with brand identity and feel strongly that using a subdomain (i.e., versus your own domain (i.e. distracts from any marketing messages trying to be conveyed. In order to use my own domain names, I need a host, and here come the challenges - down time, customer service, bandwidth, storage, interfaces, FTP, extras ... so many aspects to compare. My method of comparing involved trying different hosts and then ...

Remember when your elementary school-aged child came home with this riddle: Why do you always find something in the last place you look? Because you quit looking once you find it! Duh!

Well, I quit looking when I found Yahoo! Now that I've used them for a couple of years, I can recommend them free and clear of any baggage. Their interfaces are intuitive, down time is nonexistent, response time is excellent, and prices are always competitive. These are, perhaps, the four most important comparables in my book.

Unfortunately, some of my sites are still tied into agreements with other providers, but when those agreements expire, I'm transferring those domains to Yahoo! I'll say, however, that the competition is fierce in this arena, and I'm still willing to try something highly recommended by trusted associates. If I find something I think is better, I'll be sure to pass it on.

In the meantime, if you're looking for a reliable host, head on over to Yahoo! Their current discount means you pay just $5 a month for your site, for the first 12 months (only $10 after that). That includes a FREE domain name, UNLIMITED data transfer and disk storage, and up to 1,000 email addresses.

Fondly yours,

P.S. Their $5 a month sale ends October 8, 2009, so if you're looking to get a site up, do it now!

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Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Sexy Thank Yous: Thank you for reading us!

Three new followers, three very sexy thank yous go out to ... Lion Heart (nice cock!), Andreea Star (blog here ... I can't read it, but the pix are pretty cool), and Cleo Faye (blog here).

Regarding Cleo Faye, her most recent "Links Galore" entry is an interesting read. From one of the links, I picked up this tidbit: "According to Xandria Collection’s Toys in the Sheets survey, the most common vibrator user was a white Christian married woman, in her thirties, who votes Republican." Hmmm. I find it odd that they felt it was important to note that they vote Republican.

Fondly yours,

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Thursday, September 3, 2009

Sexy Link:

We've moved our blog just a few keystrokes away to, in order to expand what "Stray Together" offers visitors.

As we noted on the front page of Stray Together, we have some kinks to work out, lots of content to add, and TONS of formatting (it looks awful right now - we know). Modifying someone else's template when you didn't write the code itself is an arduous task, but in order to keep design continuity, we decided to go that route.

This means that we'll be enhancing the content of the blog, as well, so you can look forward to some neat additions in the near future.

We're looking for ideas as far as content. If you have any suggestions at all, please let us know. We'd love to hear from you. You can leave comments here or email us ... Info AT

Fondly yours,

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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Sexy Link: You've GOT to see this!

This may well be the funniest thing I've read in a year.

Thanks go to Relevant Married Guy for posting it. Made my day.

Fondly yours,

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Real Life Sex Story: Nobody's Home

I couldn’t sleep last night and not really sure why – that’s unusual for me, indeed, especially after the great sex Jack and I had last night!

Whatever the reason, as a result of my restless night, I’m feeling “lazy mode” today. I have lots to do, and I know I’ll get to it, but first I’ve decided to do some blog work, which, of course, isn’t really work at all! I need to close out the most recent poll (check), create a new one (hmmmm), thank our new followers, check out everyone else’s new blog entries. What did everyone do this past weekend?? So, I’m reading, and feeling a little tingly … Jack’s at the office. What’s a girl to do?

Keep reading … after all, I have a lot to accomplish today.

SeXXXcapades “Location, Location, Location” entry reminds me of some of the crazy things Jack and I have done. I’ll give you the answers, but you have to read their blog to see the questions. 1. I have to agree with Brett’s answer! 2. Hell, yeah! The bar/lounge on a cruise ship comes to mind! 3. Blow jobs and pussy play fairly often. 4. In the hallway (yes, hallway) outside of our room of a hotel we once stayed at after a night at a swing club. 5. The deck of his parents’ condo. Bonus: We love the clubs. :)

Popping over to Detrange to see what hot new F/F/F photos are posted … mmmm. Nice.

Wondering what Oasis has been up to and click over … she got me at “… playing with April’s pussy …” I find that I’m playing with my nipples and continue to click around her blog, landing here. Yummy! Wishing that there were a few less states between here and Arizona!

That leads me to My Sexy Hotwife’s entry from this weekend and another SeXXXcapades posting, include photos of MsMandyMay, and – my SeXXXcapades has been busy – this sexy story about Alisha’s pussy and Brett’s love of it here. I’m now wishing Jack were home, but, alas, he has meetings and won’t be home until at least 5 or 6 p.m., and I definitely will be taking care of this tingle before then … my hand slides between my legs and I gather my boy-short panties in a bunch and rub them against my aching pussy.

Somehow I end up at Naughty Wife’s blog and this page with a collection of Hotwife pix. I realize that I’m for certain in girl-girl mode and wishing I had that one special girlfriend that I could call on a moment’s notice for some fun a little afternoon delight. That not being the case, I realize that this line of “work” is hazardous to my to-do list, as I switch over to Keez and randomly pick a movie. This one looks fun …

Within the first 22 seconds, “fun” is confirmed. These girls are hot, both my type, and know how to have a good time. I pull my panties to the side and begin rubbing my already wet pussy. Up and down and little counter clockwise circles … nice and easy. I’m seriously in the mood though, and, by the time the first girl starts eating the other’s pussy, I’m dripping, and rubbing a little harder, a little faster. I want to see more of this movie before I get off though, so I back off my clit. I stick my finger in my hole and finger fuck myself slapping my clit with the palm of my hand as I do. I wonder, why the hell did I start this in the dining room and not in the bedroom where the new toy is?
My new toy

These are going at it a lot harder than I would, but the fact that they’re so thoroughly enjoying it is making me want to explode. There’s nothing worse than fake moans and, if they’re faking it, they’re damned good at it! This is my thought as I head to the bedroom for the new glass dildo … when I return to the dining room, the darker haired girl is up on the edge of the tub getting fucked hard with the dildo until you can just tell she can’t take any more. This is really too much for me … I stick the dildo in myself, harder than intended, but it feels good. I start rubbing my clit faster, harder, and it only takes a few seconds before I lose it.


Or so I think.

I click play again, in order to finish this entry, and find myself becoming hot again. Now this is an unusual event … I’m going for two in a row, and Jack is at the office. He’ll be bummed he missed it. I type, “These girls are hot …”

I’ll let your imagination take that second O to whatever extremes they desire.

Fondly yours,

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